Only if you do it wrong. With a cabinet full of spices and a variety of Sauces and other ingredients, if it’s boring it’s your fault. Take s few minutes to season it properly, serve it with a Mole or make a Citrus and herb sauce, cream sauce, duck sauce, make an exotic side to go with it. But, sometimes the boring…

I was working for a Seasoning company in their meat seasonings division. Our US contingent went to Visit the Canadian Division for an exchange of ideas. The Canadian meat group showed us their first batch of Chicken rings (this was about 20 years before White Castle sold them). The beaming Canadians were proud of the…

I remember seeing Martin Mull in an HBO special, and the subject if Fred came up. Martin relayed a story about having to go to a public appearance with Fred, and Fred was 20 minutes late, whe he asked Fred why he was late the response was “ I was sitting naked on the bed in my Hotel room and the maid came in, FINALLY.

They’re already born, it doesn’t matter anymore, but if they were fetuses...….

STEP MON? Sounds like Hermes on Futurama is looking for Jamaican porn. May not be a typo.

Just because the shelves were full of boxes it doesn’t mean the boxes were full of masks. Those may be Pence boxes.

just put the damn screen where you don’t have to look away from traffic completely to adjust it. Mine is low in the center of the dash, between the driver and passenger. To see it to adjust means I have to look down and to the right. This means I can’t adjust it in heavy traffic or in iffy road conditions where paying…

No matter how you put , to him it says “WE’RE #1"

NO!

Once you leave Chicago, no one knows what Italian beef is. My daughter married a guy from central Illinois, had his first one at age 30 when they came up to visit. Might as well pick the Riccobene’s Italian Steak sandwich, basically chicken fried steak treated like chicken Pamesan on the same bread as Italian beef.…

I am willing to cut the cook some slack. A few years ago here was a salmonella outbreak traced to eggs, at that time, some chains put in rules regarding doneness of eggs, similar to the rules that forbid many chain restaurants from serving rare hamburgers. We ran into this at a Chicago breakfast restaurant chain, but…

No need to push, it’s coming naturally, and is already here..

A hearse, don’t get me wrong here, she died a few years ago, and with the meat situation today, I need the freezer room.

To quote the Bard, “The devil can cite scripture when it serves his purpose”

No, her god is a claw machine, pour the money in as quick as you can to achieve a prize that can’t be had. And when nothing comes from your money, it was your fault you failed, not her god’s fault.

I read it could be transferred by semen, so how did he get it?

This observation may pertain only to me, but here goes. Everyone wants to feel they have accomplished something in life, they want to point to something and say “I did that”. 99.99% of us can’t do that with our jobs. You are an invisible drone in a machine, and if you don’t like your job it makes you feel valueless.…

As someone who has been a major disappointment to all of my teachers and generally thought of as a fuckup for refusing an appointment to West Point and giving up a free ride big 10 scholarship I have the credentials to comment

It’s not that it will slow down the factory, the factory was designed in a way that there is no space to do this. These factories are designed to break down a carcass one cut at a time, the reason there is so much repetitive stress trauma in people who break down carcasses. The bigger the animal, the more room that is…

when the Klan hood slips the eye holes move and you can’t see.