I remember seeing Martin Mull in an HBO special, and the subject if Fred came up. Martin relayed a story about having to go to a public appearance with Fred, and Fred was 20 minutes late, whe he asked Fred why he was late the response was “ I was sitting naked on the bed in my Hotel room and the maid came in, FINALLY.

They’re already born, it doesn’t matter anymore, but if they were fetuses...….

STEP MON? Sounds like Hermes on Futurama is looking for Jamaican porn. May not be a typo.

Just because the shelves were full of boxes it doesn’t mean the boxes were full of masks. Those may be Pence boxes.

just put the damn screen where you don’t have to look away from traffic completely to adjust it. Mine is low in the center of the dash, between the driver and passenger. To see it to adjust means I have to look down and to the right. This means I can’t adjust it in heavy traffic or in iffy road conditions where paying…

Once you leave Chicago, no one knows what Italian beef is. My daughter married a guy from central Illinois, had his first one at age 30 when they came up to visit. Might as well pick the Riccobene’s Italian Steak sandwich, basically chicken fried steak treated like chicken Pamesan on the same bread as Italian beef.…

I am willing to cut the cook some slack. A few years ago here was a salmonella outbreak traced to eggs, at that time, some chains put in rules regarding doneness of eggs, similar to the rules that forbid many chain restaurants from serving rare hamburgers. We ran into this at a Chicago breakfast restaurant chain, but…

No need to push, it’s coming naturally, and is already here..

A hearse, don’t get me wrong here, she died a few years ago, and with the meat situation today, I need the freezer room.

To quote the Bard, “The devil can cite scripture when it serves his purpose”

No, her god is a claw machine, pour the money in as quick as you can to achieve a prize that can’t be had. And when nothing comes from your money, it was your fault you failed, not her god’s fault.

I read it could be transferred by semen, so how did he get it?

This observation may pertain only to me, but here goes. Everyone wants to feel they have accomplished something in life, they want to point to something and say “I did that”. 99.99% of us can’t do that with our jobs. You are an invisible drone in a machine, and if you don’t like your job it makes you feel valueless.…

As someone who has been a major disappointment to all of my teachers and generally thought of as a fuckup for refusing an appointment to West Point and giving up a free ride big 10 scholarship I have the credentials to comment

when the Klan hood slips the eye holes move and you can’t see.

I think the airlines are praying for that for the insurance money, idle planes with a ton of debt is a bad situation.

Some will consider this a stupid observation, but here we go,

no, in reality many hospitals treat their staff like shit. My daughter is in lower level management in nursing at a large hospital. In February, about a week after he department management team meeting, she started developing, conjestion, cough, and a low fever. because of the build up to crisis planning, she was told…

I’d like to think they are viewing it like a Trump COVID 19 presser, half truths and lies presented in a way to try to stir emotions, without telling the whole truth. Knowing how Mechanically deboned meats are made it doesn’t bother me. Seeing him make an exaggerated bad example of how nuggets are made just reminds me…

Are you sure? I thought a group of them was a waste of space.