This is a little twisted view a chef gave me, but I have found it to be true. To be a reputable chef, you only need to be competent at the skills, you have to be as good s every other chef at everything, but to be respected you need to have a showstopper, one dish that you are better than everyone else at preparing,…

that’s not where Chef Tony told me to shove it.

Does it have the sound of my female co worker hacking up her lungs who has had a dry cough and low fever on and off for the last three weeks, or her explaining she is taking antibiotics so we don’t have to worry? Or the ratty 80's station on her radio playing the same songs on a loop every three hours that is the only…

I can’t trust the data coming form our government either. Hospitals are not reporting all of the cases because there are not enough tests for everyone, and people with mild cases are not tested. My daughter, a nurse, was in a meeting with someone who had a mild cough, a week later she had difficulty breathing a dry…

And confusing, a New Yorker when making that statement would grab his dick. Oh wait, it’s not confusing anymore, He’s a dickhead!

Trumps wanted America to go back to the 50"s Since we had Polio outbreaks in the 50's and we eradicated it, he needed a new disease to call his own.

When my daughter was in college, her roommate begged her to bring back a piece of lamb cake, as she was Greek Orthodox and Easter was still a week away for her. We do the Coconut coated lamb cake with jellybean eyes, and cover the plate with green dyed coconut, because my wife says lambs belong on grass.

They won’t believe it, Donnie says Kim is his BFF who would never do anything to harm him because of the deep respect he has.

When one’s IQ is a negative number, a rock is a genius.

I dumped a qualifying mini van with 110,000 miles in the last cash for clunkers. For me to keep it drivable was $1000 to replace the original fluids, in 10,000 miles the timing belt for $500-$1000, the trans was making noise for unknown dollars, the AC died in the fall and we were debating the $1000 to replace it and…

So, does that mean that car drivers know not to buy a vehicle that is worn to shit and will need thousands of dollars to bring into good condition for more money than the vehicle will work and truck obsessives are willing to pay too much for a beat to death truck and are willing to dump large sums of money into…

Because Donny is a wanna be Mob Boss, we need the plant opened to make Cadillacs so we have trunks to put the bodies in.

I know this scenario. They cure us of this disease, end war, cure cancer, improve agriculture and end world hunger and are always seen carrying a book title “To Serve Man”.

There’s an obvious design flaw that the Prezz will point out. It’s electric, we need a petroleum based power source, gas, diesel or two stroke to use all of the cheap gas and oil that's on the market to shore up the petroleum industry. 

I have to go to the pet store to return my ex parrot. Besides I can’t stand Bazouki music.

Quit the Nazi Propaganda

That’s because they say they are average people, and according to Carlin if they are the Average person, 49.999% of the world is dumber than them, so that means to those people, they have an expert opinion.

Don’t you pay attention? the wind turbines give Covid 19 cancer and makes it die. The Pres says so. That and it lowers the property values so Covid 19 won’t move into the trashy neighborhood.

Then you wouldn’t be in for the final meal served in “Eating Raoul”.

My neighbor has 2 wiermerauners who loved carrots as snacks, Her brother stayed a week with her and made the mistake of pulling a carrot from the garden and giving it to them. The first time the dogs went outside unsupervised, they dug up the entire garden and fell asleep in the mud after eating all of the carrots…