haysuchristo
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haysuchristo

Lady’s Choice, it’s mayonaise ... but for women.

Who he hires as a lawyer and why is nobody’s business,” Carlson said.

Spotsylvania, huh? Is that anywhere near Stainisburg?

“How come he never offered ME $130,000?”

Look, are you going to believe me or your lying eyes?

Bodily fluids? Pee pee tape?

That’s Mueller’s hand on Cohen’s shoulder saying “Son, say goodbye to your friends; it’s time to go”

“Boys will be boys.”

the first cut is the deepest.

I commonly use that term when sitting on the toilet after a run for the border.

How big is this car? He can’t stretch out his arms without opening the window?

In my experience, step 6 isn’t the bottleneck — it’s steps 4-5. This is partly due to TSA and partly due to idiotic passengers.

Don’t trust raccoons from the dealership. I recommend that you bring your own raccoon.

So...you voted CP,didn’t you, since your offer is much lower than asking?

“Fake news.”

Why would it be Kushner-Trump and not just Trump?

Ok but how did most other SUVs in the same class as the Escape passed the iihs offset test? Did they skimp on something to make the passenger side just as safe as the driver side?

When this happens, I call my boss and tell him I’ll be a bit turdy today.

You better look sharp!

I don’t think “stalk”, “pursue”, and “threat” mean what you think they mean. KD deserved to be kicked out of the game. no more, no less.