For anybody who wants to use that kind of software on their device (such as the person who made the comment in the first place, for instance) it’s a totally sensible thing to “ding” the iPad Pro for, despite your personal opinion.

So the iPad Pro is better because it doesn’t run Adobe Creative Suite/Creative Cloud? That’s an interesting argument. Having things plugged into the iPad Pro would make it less portable. Does that make the lack of a USB port another one of its advantages?

I don’t play video games, but I’m still impressed by the condescending attitude of this comment. What recreational activities (if any) would meet your approval for people who have “grown up”?

I think it could be argued that I was displaying a bit of commonplace casual rudeness, not by directing your attention to that quote, but in the abrupt way in which I did it. Your response rises above the commonplace defensiveness that one might even say you were entitled to and displays an admirable attitude of…

“Obviously some tasks are long-term projects that require you to revisit them.”

This actually seems like one of the best solutions for that exact problem. I think most people have slept in past sunrise at some point in their lives. Gradually brightening light isn’t nearly as jarring or unpleasant as hearing the other person’s alarm. My girlfriend and I have different schedules but both use…

I gotta admit, I find the current trendy fixation on this particular subset of subjects a bit puzzling.

I think you can assume the latter.

I think you can assume the latter.

You may not actually be a pervert. You may just “want to appear as a pervert.”

Although my moods don’t seem that directly affected by lack of food or exercise (and maybe I just haven’t noticed), I could cut and paste the rest of this into a manual for myself. The idea of writing one has even crossed my mind.

I disagree.

If I don’t post it someone else will:

I had one of these as a kid:

Trying to imagine the reasoning behind this statement results in only some pretty far-fetched theories, most of which require you to suffer from some form of cognitive impairment. I’m willing to chalk this up to a failure of my imagination rather than a deficiency in your mental processes, but that doesn’t do much to…

I tried both methods today and got similar results, but the benefit of this method is not having to smear mayonnaise on your furniture.

You’re calling people “sissies” and “whiny babies” because they’re pointing out that pets can get lost or killed when treated like cargo and that some of the animals on planes are service animals while at the same time you’re making a big fuss about pet dander. Why is pet dander more of a tough guy issue than any of…

Ugh. You just gave me that nauseous, sinking, back-to-school feeling in the pit of my stomach and I haven’t even taken my vacation yet.

Computers or something...

I should have guessed. That computer looks a bit too old to be running Windows 10.

This is how I picture you: