I use 'em to get the dead bugs off the front of my car. Those tiny little carcasses can be very stubborn, but come off almost immediately with a dryer sheet.

Depends on how many STDs she has, I guess.

You, sir, are responsible for my first hearty laugh of the day. Thanks!

Also, if you look under Thorin's byline at the top of the page, you'll see the word 'CREATIVITY'. If you hover over that, the other tags for the article show up.

Mine is similar, although I use Philips Hue lights (which gradually brighten) and nature sounds gradually getting louder and then when it's really time, a song (usually something upbeat & energetic).

Were you abused... by smurfs?

...and painful.

... and painful.