I once got busted in a Burger King drive through.

If he fought a guy like Crawford he could literally be killed of Bud was feeling salty that day.

The Rangers seem pretty reasonable here.

Jesus, that was some loaded language. The evil Washington Insiders have hijacked the local democracy and prevented us taking advantage of these great rates and passing the savings on to you!

Bleacher Report is that way.

He’s Ric Flair, he makes the other guy look better than he is and makes the fans think they were “this close” to wining. So people pay to see the next guy beat him.

Funk is coolest person in the history of the world.

What I hope is we get an Ali vs Terrell beating where Ali brutalized him but didn’t knock him out so he could scream “What’s my name?!” in between punches.

NFL rules say you can’t have more people on the field than in the stands so they had to choose somebody.

UFC is a work. It’s WWE with Reebok sponsorship.

He’s a real lemon bar

To be fair they gave her a choice between that and eating at Primanti Bros

Great, now I gotta hear from the wife it was a bad idea to cash out the 401k and invest in the Gotham Ballers.

Perhaps sports radio’s biggest douche. Dude shows up to ESPN parties with his Boston entourage.

Time to run for Congress I guess.

Me thinks Brock’s bargaining position just got weaker.

Every player the Browns select wish they dodged the draft.

“Mixed Use”, this cancer has hit my city. It’s basically convincing middle class single men that parking their Acura in a condo garage makes them better than the people who live downtown. They can see downtown from their laminate and stainless steel shithole they paid 200k for but not so close that he’ll have to…

I really thought that pic was of a dude with his leg skin fused together. I had to zoom to see he had pants on

“Step One, you get a new mascot. Owls are always saying “who” you don’t want your fanbase asking questions like that. “Who were the players that raped that passed out student?” You see? You’re asking for trouble right there.”