You get a quarter of a point per pound so guys like Bennett game the system to get up to at least a 30.

If the Titans won a Super Bowl the whole country would forget about it 2 seconds later.

Pretty sure that’s a scene from The Fighter.

Christie is going to read this and be hurt it’s not real.

Shit, how will I know which athletes need to man up and stick to sports? Oh right, every other asshole on radio.

The NFL’s new CTE protocol should be to send guys with multiple concussions to the Bills so they are retire voluntarily.

He had to go on a tear to get his OBP to .319, maybe pay him but not too much.

I came in to admit to this but I’m glad you took the first bullet.

That’s a tough pass, it’s between tapping square and pressing it hard.

No Jetes!

He’s one to talk. Pretty sure Whitlock is just Mark Mangino with severe sunburn.

Try the veal and tip your waitresses folks.

I love that guy. He don’t give a shit.

Ray killed two guys and later said it’s not possible he did because god works through him or some such shit. Which if true means god can’t cover speedy RBs and lacks versatility. The Pope is working out a trade for Buddha to shore up the OL.

Around a billon people must have asked why Jordan wasn’t in the game that first night. Chicago in 92 and you’re playing as Horace Grant.

I have to assume the trial transcript contains something to the effect of, “Have you ever had a donkey’s penis in your mouth and if so did you suck it?” If it’s true there is no case, so you have to ask.

Your moment arrived. I’m happy for you.

I bet he uses a towel to choke himself while masturbating to NFL Big Hits videos.

His shoes cost more than your house, not a fair trade.

Trump can’t be defended on his merits, he has none. It’s all comparison; but Hillary, but Obama, but BLM.