Your moment arrived. I’m happy for you.

I bet he uses a towel to choke himself while masturbating to NFL Big Hits videos.

His shoes cost more than your house, not a fair trade.

Trump can’t be defended on his merits, he has none. It’s all comparison; but Hillary, but Obama, but BLM.

The immobile thing that sticks around for no reason just reminds Jeter of his last 2 seasons in NY.

Rick Pitino thinks that was brief.

Is that Now Eastern or Now Central?

It’s a song written when black people were still property and calls it the land of the free. If I was black I wouldn’t stand either.

If Floyd drinks the nerve tonic Griffey did and his arms fall off maybe Conor can hit him enough to MD on points, maybe.

The line went from 225:1 to 4:1, it happened a lot more than once.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

Anyone who says he has a chance is an idiot. Anyone who believes it is insane.

Eagles fans make it a lot less fun when they enjoy being called Shit bags.

To anybody bitching, the union gave the NFL this power. Evidence, courts etc. doesn’t mean shit. It was bargained and agreed upon.

The NFL is scummy and we’re bad people for watching it.

Since they have not played a game these teams will be lucky to get 200 million from a city for a stadium (plus a rubber stamp on laws they want changed), its rough for the small guys.

Pretty much the definition of a leading helmet spear. But not as many people gamble on preseason so they let it go.

Imagine being this asshole. He was googling the Saints with tissue and lotion at the ready then came across this. He spit out his 9am SoCo as he furiously made a kinja account and has now moved on to designing a “who dat” tattoo to cover up his Peyton Manning tattoo he got when he was born assuming destiny would make…

The absolute best would be if Ichiro put “Suzuki” on his and trolled everyone.

Why? They know it’ll lose money so why the Fuck do they want it? I hope they are being bribed, that at least makes sense.