Just ask Detroit to pay for a new GM. The city seems to bend over for him whenever he asks.

God Damn it Arrieta.

I’ve paid good money to have that done while I was wearing it.

I trust not a single one of these people ever changed jobs.

Calm down Mr. Schilling

Any player who gives up a dime to win is a fool. It’s a business and this only makes idiot fans happy.

That was quick. Likely looking at Roger Ailes level of harrassment going on.

Well, he’d rather get life (Houston) but is gonna be executed instead and it’ll just be long and drawn out (calling games with Jim Nantz). So, this works.

Do you hate the Cardinals so much you write a whole article about a missed pitch? I get it, they are sanctimonious but God Damn.

Almost every organization in the East is poorly run but one of them luckily had the world’s best player be born down the road.

He’s also a piece of shit who posts bible verses saying homosexuals should be murdered and comparing them to animals.  

So what the fuck is Danny Ainge doing?

Something screwy will happen in this match.

They are for grenades

You can only drive it while also moving boxes around at the same time and recalling a murdered woman you saw in passing a week prior.

Rough week for Jim Irsay.

Anyone else completely forget he won the Cy Young?

If you’re looking to part him out the ab muscles are like new.

Conor doesn’t have a puncher’s chance. He is so unskilled in boxing he will not a single punch to Floyd’s head. With Floyd’s defense and reaction it’ll be like dodging an ambulance going 2mph.

Don’t doubt the power of Jobu.