It’s over. The right has dug into too many places and gerrymandered too many states to lose again. We will never see a democrat run house or senate again. Too many fucking idiots will vote R at the expense of all reason and economics and even freedom. We’re all fucked, this doesn’t ever get better from now on.…

Fuck, she drowned in a pond? God damn.

When the Craigslist ad for “Hot Asian Threesome” turns out to be embellished.

In his defense he’s used to getting his shot off quickly.

Looks like Rod needs a safe space.

Well, now we gotta find the real killers.

If Oak had said that in 88, sure. But that dude is shorter than my mom. I’d take my chances.

Now imagine if Cam Newton did this.

Hold on, the Angels just offered a 10 year 200 million contract. They really think it’ll be good value for the duration.

Jerry Jarrett immediately inundated Corgan with calls asking to make Lawler the champ.

Seriously though, why the hell dont police have the ability to look up insurance coverage via your DL?

You can probably leave off, “before it gets better.”

Who watches college football? That show humped the shark years ago.

Remember when the Penn State football staff and administration covered up decades of child rape?

We also need to bring back the buggy whip factories and whale oil dispensaries.

Don’t underestimate people buying these just to show they can afford them.

The rape is terrible but now she has a pre-existing condition and will pay more for insurance if she can get it at all. MAGA!

As a graduate of The University of Iowa I have to say that it’s been 15 years since I was there and I have no insight to give.

If this becomes law me and my family are done. Few million in debt and a couple funerals.

If Felder and Walsh can duel guitars why not light sabers? Oh...Philadelphia Eagles, never mind.