That’s too much to read at 6pm on a Friday in a dimly lit bar.

Madden 2001, 15 consecutive undefeated seasons in franchise. I want a corner office and the unedited Hogan tapes.

Wilcox was bummed he didn’t have a chance to bust out his Madea costume later.

Jason Sehorn looks terrible

Leather, figures

Those gritty, blue collar Nebraska players continue to be pillars of the community.

The Boston honks in the comments try to sound objective but devolve within sentences. Hilarious

Everyone believes in the Giants! Lock it up!

Bad news for the Bills. Apparently the surgeon is named Dan Whaley and he didn’t actually do the surgery and wasn’t made aware the survey was being done.

Like Tomsula always says, never stay anywhere longer than a year. You start collecting too much stuff to fit in a bindle and it makes you easy pickin’s for the railroad cops.

Isn’t anyone wearing a jersey and not playing doing cosplay?

Shocking to see a stadium deal where the county has some leverage.

I just read a bunch of lies and stuff people hope will happen that never will. Like buying a bag of Shit because you hope it will turn to gold.

Can they all kick Trump in his tiny orange dick?

When did Pacman turn into ODB?

I can’t be 100% certain the next coach of the Bills won’t be Rex Ryan.

Sounds more like a Nebraska fan. Just saying 1995 makes those fans pitch a tent in their red sweat pants.

Sports and bible prediction Spin, damn it, stay in your lane Nolan. Now what does Deuteronomy say about Flacco being elite?

Must be exciting to be a Bills fan. No idea what’s gonna happen next, not even by the people making the decisions.

Jim Rome is the nihilist smart ass that paved the way for places like deadspin. Thanks for the vine.