Give that German some room to breath.

When LeSean says females only at his party, he means it.

The Chicago Cubs lost their 3rd game of the World Series. There is always next game!

My second favorite place to watch a game besides being in attendance is my home. $250 to get into a bar to watch on tv?

Urologist and part time comedian? Think he ever tapped a guys’s dick and asked if that thing was on after a joke bombed?

Didn’t say they are winning the SB, they are in the south so not complete shit is sufficient to win it.

On the flip side the Titans are looking pretty good. Good line and two power backs with a competent QB. They have to be the class of the south. Not a high hurdle but still.

Part of the process, sure this guy stinks but in a couple years they will have some promising young rapper who will break his foot.

Why do people not realise none of these problems are new or unique? People have been saying shit is going hell before they invented hell.

Sheriff Blake

Must be hard being the daughter your dad doesn’t want to fuck. On the plus side, your dad doesn’t want to fuck you.

I’m happy every time an NFL player leaves before they have to and with some modicum of health left.

Extrapolated over a full season this team will go 0-82 with the worst scoring differential in league history. What a fall from grace!

So in line with previous stories about how we’re fucked it appears this is just a new position. At this point what’s one more dick?

Some very salty Cubs fans this morning, good seasoning for my eggs.

Best assholes in baseball

Guaranteed the back is covered in shit from dozens of Cleveland Steamers.

I’m a cards fan but Go Cubs. This shit is too much. Also, not being politically correct doesn’t mean being an asshole who tries to offend everyone.

This seems like the most miserable way to make a lot of money. I play poker for an hour I get bored.

It’s fine, the Cubs have a back up plan. Mark Grace is out of jail and staking out Lane Bryants in case the Cubs need a slump buster.