Jeff knew his homage to his favorite player Kordell Stewart, affectionately called Slash, was a Hail Mary.

Let’s see, likes beer but gets angry enough to throw it and tends to disappear. Dad?

He makes it sound like these soccer players are trying to get some sleep and local woman are outside demanding sex, forcing the players to give in lest they howl and rub their genitals all night.

Reading the comments, I can’t believe some people are still defending the system. I may be wrong but isn’t drafting good players who are able to stand up without crutches part of the system?

Colon is the Taurus you keep around in case your nice car breaks down. It’s bowling shoe ugly but it will get you to work.

Harvard will look terrible but they also aren’t going to pay cafeteria workers 35k a year no matter what.

I find this funny due to the random nature of it. Not like it happened after a bad call. Some drunk Mother Canuker is pounding Molsons getting mad as hell at Kim for reasons known only to him. “You better not get that 3rd out or Kim is gonna get...sonofabitch ya dun it now!”

In his little mind Trump actually believes he is tough and thinks he was in the military due to attending a military academy.

“There’s another, more personal factor for me: I’m a vile New England fan”

Which one of you is rocket? You know he has a kinja account.

You’re rich and could literally die. Cash the chips in and walk away.

I want the entire roster to be comprised of first round picks, preferably all front court players. If everyone is a bust then nobody is.

Your dick would be stained the same orange as Trump’s tiny hands the rest of your life.

Under Saint Asshole’s argument every state the NCAA does hold regional and national events in is an endorsement of their laws.

People are stupid, they want no government interference, minimal taxes etc. but still want social welfare, big military etc. It’s why politicians promise to cut taxes and increase spending, it’s what people want to hear.

When I got to end I was surprised the article didn’t go on to say all the sox players probably have huge dicks and the team is close to producing unlimited energy powered by Sam Adams.

Jesus Christ I want to punch them so bad. It’s a satisfaction that would nourish me through prison.

Your move, Bills fans.

French exchange roommate who showered once a week and only listened to Jimmy Cliff. He also brought an impressive parade of women into the room. He banged em during the day when I had class but I walked in on him once eating ass like a Lions fan. This was in 2001 when balloon knot buffets were not common, even in…

Sure he did, cry and promise not to tell anyone.