Poor Oliver, what a cruel twist of fate. He’ll be back for more next year.

At least he won’t be one of those athletes with a bunch of illegitimate children...or legitimate.

So the Saints defense has just been trying to avoid getting kicked all these years.

So what does it take to get kicked off the team exactly? They found the evidence in the fucking car.

We all respect each other’s rights, unless they conflict with your values then we don’t. We're all hypocrites.

This tweet is vintage for this well done scrotum steak. Highly offensive to everyone, especially the group he thinks he is endearing himself to, and it also a name drop in the worst possible way.

Drugs are bad. Multiple concussions dulled by gallons of Coors Light are fine however.

RG3 to DUI for the TD.

“So, I try to get four or five lines done as fast as possible that they would be happy with.”

Governor LePage wishes he could own him too.

Where is the guy who hit Stephen King when you need him?

Why don’t you like players for their brains instead of their bodies? Seriously, most of them probably have fat swollen brains from getting hit too much.

So in most cities the BS rationale is job creation, local economy...blah blah bull shit. Vegas is a city where people literally show up to give casinos money, they give it to them for bad odds of winning more back. Why would anyone in the gaming industry want the divert any money away from that?

The MLB has mutton on this team for promotions I tell ya.

Is the back is whack, you must start Dak.

Dude had a good thing going on Orange is the new Black.

Just trying to make the team like Mays Hayes, run fast enough you'll get a uniform.

If only one Lesse hit

3 days to recover from a crucifixion? We need to add the Gospel of Asterick.

I love Las Vegas and hate this move. There won’t be a raider fan at these games. The Casinos will gobble the tickets up and comp them to the comp chasers who drop money they can’t afford to get a free room at the MGM and pretend they are important for a week a year. You will never see a more bored crowd for a football…