Important note. This is from a quote. It is not Kristin Wong’s terrible writing.

Angle of attack explains that

poor guy. got to respect those abs though.

“five fewer points per possession”

If I were a star athlete, I think my goal/touchdown move would be to pointedly not celebrate. I don’t have any problem with the celebrations mind you, I just think it’s a fools game. You aren’t going to have the best celebration and you could look like an idiot. Just swagger back to midfield like its nothing.

Jesus that’s an offensive cartoon.

Fucking cowards.

I’m desperately looking for a pen mouse to replace my normal mouse. I have developed a chronic pain in my index finger from pressing the buttons too frequently. Unfortunately all the pen mice I’ve found seem to have the same problem. Really hard buttons. So the solution I want from the mouse is left out.

I’ve haven’t had more than three hiccups in a row since high school. For me, the only “cure” is believing that hiccups are pointless and unnecessary. I concentrate on that fact, sometimes close my eyes, and just breathe slowly until enough time passes without a hiccup to say that they’re gone. Once they’re gone, I…

Maybe it was a compromise between the average women and men heights of the time. A feminist stab to say that both sexes should share in the responsibility of kitchen chores ... HAHAHAHAHAHA ... oh ... that felt fun to write ...

Without context, this makes me very uncomfortable. Is the joke really that Delta is based out of a predominantly black city?

Self-driving cars would be as good as teleportation devices for this very reason (*this = that thing about time adding up in a different comment). We really should publicly fund research to get that here faster.

I’ve heard that people in LA talk about the traffic when everyone else talks about the weather because there is no weather in LA ... never seen it in action though. Thanks!

you’re very dumb.

Ahem .... chick-fil-a.

Fuck the British.

At some point:

An application compatibility list would have been nice. For instance Dragon NaturalSpeak is just broken with Cortana and causes frequent freezes. Had to uninstall it.

For me it was pinned to the start button. Scroll down the right side. Or it should be searchable in the Microsoft Store (The annoying new button pinned to the taskbar you’ll want to unpin) .

Well that wasn’t very nice. I don’t think he’s going to get many follow-up guests with that attitude.