“extremely likely” that .. [it] ... could have

I think she hit the kid

no one would blame you for not doing that.

What's with the shadows?

I actually prefer the messed up version.

no.

We should probably just ban them all. Isn't it time?

#googletranslatefail

the KKK?

My opinion.

By far the most infuriating thing is that these people thing they're right.

Assuming Mortensen didn't magically fabricate what turned out to be accurate information, he got contract details from the Dolphins, Suh's agent, or somebody else. No matter his source, it means that the Dolphins made Suh an offer on Sunday, 48 before they were allowed to.

Women behind them was ON IT

I know you said you only did light editing, but I'm pretty sure you edited it to say the Celtics won. It just seems too unlikely.

Random question: Do your friends and family ever post in the contents? What do you do when they do?

Screw showing Ben Franklin a plane, I want the West All-Star team to travel back in time to fuck them up.

I don't really like Keith. Not because he's an idiot, but because his idiocy reminds me of my own idiocy too much. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm also an asshole? And while I can sympathize, I don't really like myself when I'm an idiot.

In his defense ... it was Penn State.

Man has a dent in his head!