It also works on metaphysical keyboards, but only indirectly.

Classic. A huge multinational organization can systematically target non-white women with humiliating treatment, but the real racists are the ones who notice and call it out. It must be comforting to create a bubble where racism is defined so carefully that it can nearly never occur. Bad treatment of some white people…

Yes, it’s obvious that he just sold naming rights to Uber and Progressive. As part of the deal, Flo has to start giving people rides to JFK.

Google has affirmatively stated they’re keeping the app. Apple is still studying the app and hasn’t given a final answer yet.

Pretty much everything you say about mayo, I have experienced in some form as someone who cannot stand the taste of onions. People acting shocked and appalled. People describing/offering alternatives to try and “convert” me. People forgetting or ignoring that part of my order. It’s bullshit.

Right, because it’s not like we can point to a primary within the last ten years wherein Hillary Clinton lost the nomination to a primary coalition of black voters and upper-income whites:

Those 40,000 jobs wouldn’t have gone to the people currently living in LIC and greater Queens. All the people currently living in the area stood to gain directly was a significant rent hike. Of course they were opposed

Of course, if Skyrim Together has actually integrated SKSE’s code, then technically they’re asking to be given donations for SKSE’s work.

Dictionary says otherwise:

“To your knowledge, did the president ever provide inflated assets to an insurance company?” Ocasio-Cortez asked.

The cops are going to try and take that money, because it’s “drug money”. 

“We’ve got extremists who want to shoot the moon. Some policies would be wonderful, but you’re not going to get them out of the Senate and you’re not going to get them out of the White House,” said one House Democrat who represents a district won by Trump in 2016 and who wants the new Congress to tackle drug pricing…

That's because politicians see other politicians as their peers, not their constituents. At least those who have been in office a while.

Even money he announces that he’s going to be constructing a Trump Hotel on the site of the Hanoi Hilton. 

The most flawless bit of logical deduction since Black Dynamite deduced the diabolical plans of Anaconda Malt Liquor:

Somehow every sentence you wrote is dumber than the one before it. I’m not even sure where to begin.

I don’t think we sat with jackbooted tots long enough. I’m still there.

“If I’m a jerk and you don’t say anything, then you consent to me being a jerk. See how that works?” Wow, just wow... most adults don’t need someone else to tell them that they’re being a jerk, they know right from wrong and they know how to act like civil human beings in public. For a while I used to think “Hmmm,…

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