Even money he announces that he’s going to be constructing a Trump Hotel on the site of the Hanoi Hilton. 

The most flawless bit of logical deduction since Black Dynamite deduced the diabolical plans of Anaconda Malt Liquor:

I don’t think we sat with jackbooted tots long enough. I’m still there.

Go Fuck Yourself™.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

This is so not hard.
White people have most of the power. So when white people want to gather ONLY white people, it’s specifically to exclude POCs from gaining any power or authority in white spaces with white folks. Considering that white people tend to dominate groups open to “everyone” just taking the extra step to…

Meanwhile they’ll make it harder to enforce those laws.

It is homophobic. It is derogatory in any context outside of describing a cigarette outside of England. Replace the F word with the N word, and you should understand better.

Are you under the impression it is September 2020 and Harris is the only thing standing between us and another 4 years of Donald Trump or do you just not want us to debate the record of a presidential candidate internally at literally any point in time

I hear this one on nearly every speedrunning post I do and my response is always that these tricks take tons of practice to perform and these runners are infinite more knowledge about the games they run than you or me will ever be in pretty much anything.

The thing about a Plateau Skip is that the game actually extends something akin to a kill plane over the entire world. The game checks if you have the glider and if yes, then you’re fine. If no, you essentially can’t be anywhere off the Plateau without it the plane triggering and warping you back. This is true even in…

Nah. Not really. A girl pretending to be younger than she was would have been mercilessly harassed and some rando pretending to be a dude wouldn’t have even tittered the Gamergator outrage glands.

Daily Caller writers aren’t, in the strictest sense, people.

I think a fake phone call is about all the effort that a disingenuous piece of shit from the Daily Caller deserves

See, this goes right along with what I said on the Splinter post about the DNA test today. MOST people don’t live in right wing conspiracy theory land. But putting it out there gives legitimacy and weight that it didn’t have previously. Who is this even for? The crazy people are going to believe it anyway, and some…

“im not political! im not political!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

I feel like “pseudo-intellectual” is a phrase that only “pseudo-intellectuals” use. 

Piranha Plant thinks that if you want to be profound, if you really need to justify, just take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die.

So from right to left, the tattoo now reads...

Oh, and you think that’s where it will end?