Every time I see an old-timey cat meme like this I wonder, ‘live or taxidermy?’. Ain’t no way 3 kittens would allow themselves to be simultaneously posed in such a manner and be so perfectly placid.

Oh I’m totally going to use that. It fits with my favourite polite euphemism for ‘fucked up’, which is ‘hooped’. And it will also annoy the bejesus out of hoopleheads.

I know someone who had the misfortune of working in the same office as Milo—he’s basically coked off his ass 24/7 so I’m not sure how capable of rationality he is (not that I’m making excuses for his behaviour).

Maybe not. It wouldn’t be the first time electors chose the President. There was at least one occurance shortly after the civil war (I can’t remember the year but there’s a good, recent Rachel Maddow primer on the subject).

No, but then he’ll never have to work a day in his life, so. Yeah.

Good. Keep on top of those symptoms. I was misdiagnosed 3 times before a colonoscopy discovered my tumour (not to scare you, not saying you didn’t receive a correct diagnoses; just that doctors are biased against younger people when it comes to bowel cancer).

Bowel cancer survivor here. Please get your bleeding checked out if you haven’t already.

Unfortunately a major barrier is that Americans now need a passport to enter Canada, which may be time and expense a woman might not be able to afford.

Starred for Donald Joffrey Trump.

I’m in the UK. We totally understand b/c Brexit.

OMG this is walking distance from where I live; I had no idea about the history of it! I’ll definitely see if I can help out.

So how will the Clintons be introduced now? President and Mr Clinton? President Clinton and President Clinton? Presidents Clinton? Presidents Clintons? There is no precedent.

A ripped and incontinent sphincter.

If they are true then he is also a liar. Any which way he is a lying liar. I don’t know how anyone can defend him.

I remember the same thing being said about OJ. I had zero sympathy for him after that.

My word, is that a gargoyle 🙈 Yikes.

Well yeah, if they are not spayed. They’re placental mammals just like us. (I’m not sure if marsupials menstruate.) Dogs menstruate twice a year the lucky bitches.

I hope she withdraws her hand just before contact and laughs in his face.

The ‘tell us more’ song from Grease just started up in my head.

Hopefully the ‘-gate’ suffix dies after this. It’s been overused for years but I think it’s jumped (sailed, gone into orbit over) the shark with this one.