That’s the general idea (with a colonel of truth). But I’m not sure I would put major effort into it.

The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.

This^

Ko-dependency.

He’s a gigantic baby who has always fancied himself to be far more important and talented than he actually is.

You know she never actually had cancer, right? And she started looking like shit way before she had the surgery. Also, I know several women with the breast cancer gene, and some who had the same surgery as Jolie. None wasted away because of it. Or before it.

Not just you. I was wondering when Rob had good taste in rappers for a minute there.

Jolie’s been looking like frail shit for years now. She just gets thinner and thinner. If we’re speculating I’m gonna go with functional anorexic and junkie.

This is what I just can’t not understand. People, especially young men, do terrible things all the time. If you own up to it, make amends, and generally continue to live your life not being a garbage person then you deserve forgiveness. Why mot move the hell on Peyton Manning. Why bring it up over and over again just…

Although, Britney usually does some pretty intensive dance routines so the lip-sync might at least in part be because she doesn’t want to pant like a bloodhound into the mic. (Disclaimer: I love Britney and feel sort of protective towards her)

If they are, that makes me really happy. Weird in that I don’t actually know either of these people, but there it is. He’s correct on #hotdate. Kat is delish.

First on my list is Channing and Jenna Tatum for....reasons...

They are! It’s so cute, right?

Josh and Kat really do look happy, don’t they? I hope they truly are. They’re both on my Unreasonably Like list.

Ya know, I enjoy Tweet Beat in general, but if I didn’t, I would still come to it just for these posts.

I just want Britney to be happy.

I love Josh and Kat as a couple.

Moon face. Looks like steroids to me. Cortico, not anabolic.

His victim was a hooker. Here’s an example how accepting payment is not consent.

Many people thing that it’s ridiculous to let politics to get in the way of friendships or relationships but I think politics are actually too important not to be discussed.