But his parents didn’t move to the Democratic People’s Republic of Maryland until he was a sophomore in high school—before that he attended, predictably, an 83-student Christian school in rural Yakima, WA. Maybe he’s a disciple of the same prophets as the Duggars?

Save the cheerleader, save the world

I was so adamant about not body shaming, and celebrating our natural processes. Pooping is great! Isn’t it great that our bodies are these efficient machines that can take care of waste? Yay, bodies!

She went to law school instead of medical school, and practices with Viola Davis!

Malcolm would HATE Frankie.

Right? He’s 30. That would have been obnoxious 14 years ago, now it’s obnoxious AND pathetically attention seeking.

There was a whole pre-amble because she was embarrassed and thought I would think it sounded really lame and I was just like... YES! That is my dream weekend! (Except the Four Seasons and no kids, but pretty close...)

Sorry in advance but I’m jacking this thread... new baby born a couple of hours ago. First of the season. She’s ADORABLE!!!

Alas, there are so many emotionally unfortunate ways people can be dismissive and judgemental.

It’s a *beast of a world* out there sometimes & scrambling takes moxie. Wish more people could remember that and be kind to each other.

I noticed that, too.

Have you tried Private Practice?

I like me! I really like me!!

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

“Do we have to take from this that there should be lots of minorities everywhere?”

I love her idea that “everyone is more or less accepted” is good enough in terms of equality. “Eh, everyone is more or less accepted, I think we can call it a day."

“Racist to whites” isn’t a thing,”

I don’t know, I’m kind of uncomfortable making his sisters a part of an Internet meme, even if it is to make fun of him for being a hypocritical asshole. They’re victims of childhood sexual abuse in a cult that has told them from birth that they are worthless because of their gender.

Yeah, sriracha is good, but not on everything. I feel like people who try to be like, oh no THIS is the best hot sauce are doing life wrong. The trick is to have a full arsenal of all sorts of hot sauces so you can have the right one for the right occasion/right food. I literally don’t think there is a hot sauce I…

I am trying to come up with a remotely plausible reason for Starbucks to stock Sriracha, and I am drawing a complete blank.

I....I LIKE sriracha. Why is there always a backlash against innocent tasty products that only want to make your taste buds happy and never asked for frenzied internet fame? (See also: bacon, avocados, both of which are also delicious AND taste good with sriracha.)