That’s hilarious, and whatever works.

My furry friend will spend the weekend in the bathtub. I already put the bed in it for him...Poor guy:(

Not evil. Smart, practical and frugal. All good things.

But you're going to need a bigger boat...Sorry, the vodka made me do it:)

Does he do it just when someone comes to the house, or on the street, like at people you pass on a walk? Or both?

And hooray for what sounds like running a small business successfully!

I am mixing vodka, club soda, and pomegranate Italian soda. It is sparkly and refreshing.

mmmm, the dark, my fave:)

That is my husbands favorite beer. He doesn’t buy it all the time because its more expensive than the rest, and he buys a lot of beer so price matters. And he just recently accepted that good beer also comes in cans now, so that’s good too, as far as I'm concerned. I can't really drink beer unless I drink it everyday,…

I’m so sorry. For you and for her. I don’t even know what to say.

That’s what I think too. She looks like she is supposed to. We cant all be Julia Louie Dreyfus.

I think you sound like the classist. By the way...pictures of celebrities are everywhere people buy food. They are called tabloids. They change every week, so look at one while you are waiting in line. Trust me, you'll find her. Also, that comment only scorned Madonna's photography ability, not her. There is not one…

they are both the absolute worst.. you get a million stars

Thank you. It was the 80s though. It was easier to be a kid back then.

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic, but I was nine, so a little bit, ya:)

I have a boys name in IRL. A really common one. If you are a boy. I am not. If ever there was another kid in the class with the same name, it would be a boy of course, and I was ALWAYS asked if I would consider going by my middle name. FUCK THAT NOISE...so finally in about 4th grade, rather than just say no, I started…

Its so fucking shitty how rich people support charter schools. Gates, Allen, and Bezos, all backed a charter school bill here in Seattle. Do charter schools in other cities also steal money from already strained public schools? I'm actually asking.

that used to happen to me, but only on my STUPID windows phone.

Why is whatisface sharing the page with Jesse Williams?

Don't feel bad, my main teenage (boy) crush was Johnny Depp.