It’s the old All in the Family set. Seems like everyone uses it.

Roseanne. A couple of times.

Everything you said. A million times.

Nope. If it had been hubby’s friend sending the vitriolic text, would you say hubby should try to keep the friendship based on some sad excuse he’s made for his friends hate? Fuck that. She should be glad to be rid of toxicity, and find real friends.

holy fucking wow. I am so impressed.

Hmm...who does that make me think of?

Me too. I think of that every time I read a stalker story.

Yup, you won the internet today.

I know right? A million stars for you.

Sometimes it’s like she’s inside my brain. This is NOT one of those times.

I get it. I have a ten year old boy.

I don’t think these people are ignorant. I think they know this is stupid. It’s just another excuse to justify their racism and hate. That’s what scares me the worst. They know exactly what they are doing.

And it’s shitty fake espresso. Gross.

It’s only subtle if you are really really stupid.

So sour. So so sour. I don’t know if the feeling of that moment will ever go away. I don’t really think the“cheating” is really a thing, but always fun to joke about.

I was. Very. Such a shitty week. I had to put my dog to sleep, and couldn’t drink about it until last night. And I Love Russell. That’s just a fact.

My brilliant husband did the same thing. To the HOOD OF MY CAR. To be helpful.

I would never never tell you to fuck off, at least not about this. I have no advice, because animals be animals, but i am really fucking sorry. i got nothing. Go old school, and sray bottle? Fuck, i bet you’ve tried most stuff, though. Good luck.

I have never really watched. But JUST READING THIS MAKES ME WANT TO THROW MY LAPTOP ACROSS THE ROOM.