Right? I tend to think people like that are just pissed because they spend their entire lives keeping that last twenty pounds off and beautiful women like Ashley are comfortable and perfect and might I say FUCKING GORGEOUS without that sort of effort.

Mostly kidding. I don’t actually need anyone to tell me how to or feel or think. That was definitely a joke. But Jez articles have a spicy flair that I like, that this one lacked. And I had a bong hit right before I read the article, so yes, I really did have to read in the comments to make sure I hadn’t just missed…

What weight watchers does is teach you how eat the proper portions. Its an actual long term solution. The points are not arbitrary at all. But like I said, long term solution. I haven’t had to give them money for twenty years. Also, Oprah is just fine the way she is.

Oh good. Me too. I don’t like the articles where I don’t know how to feel. I actually looked at the comments thinking "maybe somebody will get me fired up by telling me what I'm supposed to be mad about."

And I want them to tell me why a cure for cancer via science is a gift from god, but a cure for infertility isn’t the same thing. They cant. Because they are stupid.

If I hated her music, I would buy it twice from any company that did this. And they buy out contracts in sports all the time. This is seriously the first good idea I have heard, apart from Dr Luke not being a rapist in the first place.

Please don’t do that. Its rude.

I love Newsradio so much. Easily one of my top five faves of all time. I miss Phil.

River's sister. :(

Fuck off. A bunch.

I recommend candy. You will crave sugar a lot. It will sneak up on you, and make you cranky. That’s just a little tip, but sometimes its the little stuff and the small moments that are the most difficult. Good luck.

Do whatever will help you sleep the best at night, only you can know that, and then snuggle the fuck out of that kitty. He looks like he might need a tummy rub.

I started watching late too, probably in 2001. I spent every Thursday night of the nineties working in restaurants so I watched in reruns. I would have liked to have seen some things the first time without having known they happened already. Like when Monica pops up from under the covers in Chandlers room in Vegas. Or…

Jennifer Aniston then, Jennifer Aniston now.

I have found the episodes where he is cuter to be the ones where he is clean. He is chubbier in a good way, his eyes are normal, and he says his lines without clenched teeth. He says there are like three seasons he doesn’t remember shooting. I think I could guess which ones.

And shes fucking lame.

You never say a lot, but it is always right the fuck on.

They are not painting him shit. Hes doing it all himself.

Holy Crap.

Mine wins.