I should have told my son he was allergic to video games.

My husband is always the good cop. I CANT give my son sweets or really do anything fun because my husband already is. All that’s leftover is a healthy dinner, do your homework, clean your room. Sweets and fun and video games...that’s for dad. Sorry for the whining. I take this story too personally.

And just because you have an opinion doesn’t mean society gives a fuck.

I can definitely say that if I sent my 8 year old over to a friends house and found out the father left to buy groceries, the first thing id do is call the cops. That would be the emergency. The fact that I beat the shit out of that father.

Maybe you should focus on doing your job rather than on deciding what phones you think people deserve, and your students might have better gpas.

"Don’t worry Rocco, as long as Daddy gives you everything you want every second you will be able to blame everything that’s wrong with you later in life on your mom"

So....ya. Madonna has rules. And a fifteen year old boy is a big whiner because his Daddy lets him be. And fifteen is soooo reasonably a safe age for a phone. Since I survived just fine before the days of cell phones when I was fifteen, I know its possible. And I wonder how many times they were asked nicely to pick up…

I have a recent episode of scandal on the brain, but what you said is where I leaned early on. I immediately felt bad, because, well, duh, victim of crazy sociopathic rapist could easily also be his wife, but I just can’t get over my feeling that what you said is way more accurate. “Feelings” are why I should never be…

In who’s imaginary world is the word Navajo generic? Urban outfitters is stupid regardless, but Native American is generic. Navajo is quite specific. Idiots. And there clothes haven't been cute since 1992.

How do you know she didn’t? I usually air on the side of alleged victim, but. for whatever reason (and I admit I recently caught up on some scandal episodes and keep thinking of this storyline

I have always wondered the specifics, and now I know why they keep that shit a secret. Stupider than a magic child-sacrificing sky man.

So, just curious, is it considered "really sweet" when you cook?

Ya, I usually try to avoid that sort of thing too, but I totally get the feeling she is more in on it than a victim. I don’t know why.

You are adorable and so is your cat. I was convinced the second I saw the top of Audrey's poof.

Big words from someone from Iowa.

For the record, I was taught that god didn’t love babies, be cause they cant love him first, but he allows them into heaven, also because of that. So I always wondered what that might be like.

Off topic. The robot episodes were the best. Beca

This story made me so terrified. My heart is racing and I am sweaty. And I will never use Uber.