As a hot dog is a sandwich believer AND a God believer - I’m not sure what to think lol

They did this in the middle of last year in my parent’s smallish east Texas town. The line (of people) was down the block. Their town is having their CFA built out as we speak.

She’s gorgeous - good lord.  Am I going to buy the swimsuit edition for the first time in forever?

We just gonna ignore the claim from the woman who said he repeatedly asked her to oil up his butthole?  

I’ve had tellers at one branch refuse to do something and I’ll go to another branch and they’ll do the same thing. I do this all the time when I get checks that someone writes to my business name and not my personal name.

Fuck morals at this point - we need shots in arms. Any shots, any arms. That’s what my doctor and nurse friends told me.

Oklahoma?  

I have multiple bank accounts at this point - Chase, local CU, local larger bank, Ally and more. I can’t access USAA as I’m not in any way, shape or form associated with the armed services.

Part of the problem is that it’s impossible to identify with just PART of a political party. Honestly - for the most part - I’d prefer to be Republican! But I care about people and hate Trump so I’m a registered Democrat.

A gay republican makes about as much sense to me as a black Klan member.  Clayton Bigsby!  

So you’ve never watched any reality show on TV, ever?  

Your comment reeks of jealously.  

Not every CEO or C-level person works at a publicly traded company. So, more often than not, they actually don’t care about stock prices.

We don’t have laws capping any other positions income so no, we don’t need this.  

BoA got in some serious trouble for pulling the same shit. They’d prioritize transactions in a way that increased their fees rather than running in order.

You just outlined the problem - I’m sure there was a rule behind this lady’s feelings.  Being a business account maybe the customer needed more info or something, I’m not sure.  But you give that reason to the customer!  You don’t tell them you have a bad feeling about it fuck...

Not defending her but as someone who works for a bank I can attempt to explain.

This 100%

You jest but I’m pretty sure that translation was the exact Newsmax or OAN headline.

Which is exactly why they think they need them - to prevent government overreach.  So stupid.