I've never heard of "nine meals," so I Googled it. I'll be damned, it is a thing.

Alfred Hitchcock? Now I know what I'm doing this weekend!

The closed captions said Miller replied "I wouldn't mind." But "it's about time" fits her character too!

The great job is coming from inside the internet.

Things You Kiss

I just finished the first episode, and it creeped me out more than I expected. Probably because I watched it alone. In the dark. And I'm cat-sitting. If this cat goes into the bathroom, I am out of here!

I could listen to Hardy say "mackerel" all day long.

Hmmm. I hadn't thought of that. I give up! I'm gonna go with your advice of don't try to explain it in your mind.

I figure that when NYC was bombed, the U.S. assumed the Russians did it, and bombed Moscow in retaliation. Russia was all "Hey! It wasn't me! But if it's war you want, it's war you got!" and so began a global nuclesr war.

I'd be happy to give you some recommendations.

Actually, this was in a New Orleans neighborhood that was once a plantation, and when it was divided in the 1830s, the owner named the streets after relatives, including son-in-law Tom Peniston. But perhaps his name came from the Penistone Crags in Wuthering Heights.

William Peniston, who definitely didn’t have the last few letters of his name crossed off of most of his campaign posters

Will he do the fandango?

I've never heard the phrase "uncle sugar" before. Does it mean Uncle Sam is a sugar daddy?

America! Come for the spacious skies and amber waves of grain! Stay for the commercials!

Paul Blart: Museum Cop

♫ So while you're here, enjoy the view 
Keep on doing what you do 
So hold on tight, we'll muddle through 
One day at a time ♫

Anybody who likes Buffy can't be all bad.

The judges can't see the forest for the trees.

Or the question "Point of order?"