1. Gaby Hoffmann - Girls
3. Michelle Forbes - True Blood, The Killing
6. David Bowie - being awesome
13. Elvis Presley - Elvis the Pelvis
17. Amber Benson - Tara on Buffy
18. Stephen Hawking - one of my favorite cameos on The Simpsons
36. Bob Eubanks - The Newlywed Game: "What's the strangest place you and your wife…

Yup, that's Hüsker Dü, "another fine product from Picam!"

"When feasible, one should eat the rude."

Superior Doughnuts is set in the Chicago neighborhood called Uptown, so I've been calling it Chicago Doughnut Shop.

Don't Breathe, Hush, and The Shallows were all much better than I expected.

Starred in Laguna Beach, married to Jay Cutler, AND is an anti-vaxxer. She hit the trifecta of awful.

And he dated Evan Rachel Wood.

Alex pronounces all foreign words in the most pretentious way possible. He does it no matter the language.

It's a cookbook.

It's people! PEEEEE-PUHL!!!

Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, and give me my daughter

19. Vanity - "Nasty Girl" by Vanity 6. Protégé of Prince, who originally wanted her stage name to be Vagina.
29. Ann Magnuson - Performance artist. Lead singer of Bongwater.

Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

I hope I'm not too late! And I also hope I did this right.

Eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Day is a southern tradition. It's supposed to make the new year a prosperous one.

*rides unicycle in the middle of the street*

But it could be even worse with some more punctuation. Dick Clark’s Primetime New Year’s Rockin’ Eve! With Ryan Seacrest: 2017

He's single, thin, and neat. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I also added Sleepy Hollow, and I think we've made a wise choice. Between the loss of "Leftenant" and the relocation to DC, I'm sure Sleepy Hollow's days are numbered.

SCIENCE! < old man in Thomas Dolby video >