I'm convinced that Kirk's comment is what cost him the election. As it should have. Good riddance!

My new senator is Tammy Duckworth and she is kick-ass! A biracial immigrant woman who is a veteran and a double amputee.

Sonuvabitch. The teen tournament. Like things aren't bad enough.

A hug from a sloth sounds pretty good, right about now.

1. Lou Malnati's
2. Giordano's
3. Bacino's

The aliens need oven mitts to serve man.

I am so glad I have Sunday's Westworld and Walking Dead to watch tonight. I prefer my dystopian future to be fictional.

Reading material for the latrine. Or they could burn them to keep warm. Or use the volumes to build an igloo.

Just looking at Kat's posture gave me a backache.

If you don't get WGN America, you can watch the parade live at wgntv.com. Look for me at Addison and Reta. I'll wave!

And what appears to be an angel balanced on his head.

I love that one for a similar reason. I totally relate to Burgess Meredith because sometimes I look at my Netflix queue and my GoodReads' want-to-read shelf and think about how I'll never clear them out before I die.

I'll be happy when Vivek's reign is over. His frenzied clicking is so distracting to me. Maybe they could move his microphone to the other side? And his over-reactions are annoying. He totally ruined the reveal of the final results. Also, he glares at the other contestants when they ring in. I can't decide if he's…

I wish they would pull Survivor. I'm going to miss it and I think it's only available with CBS' paid access.

CBS and NBC are pulling their new episodes tonight — http://tvline.com/2016/11/0…

I live on the border of Wrigleyville and Boystown. I predict an assortment of bodily fluid in front of my building tomorrow morning. I'm going all in on the trifecta of vomit, urine, and used condoms.

Phoebe also had a great reaction to learning about Monica and Chandler — "My eyes! MY EYES!"

Europe, you're the puppet!

We called it a flutophone, which I guess is a portmanteau of flute and saxophone.

Same here, but we called them flutophones. They were white plastic with red trim. I can't remember what songs we played.