Honestly, if it’s just a Plex server, the i5 will suit you fine. While your files are in ever format imaginable, the vast majority will be in H264...so it probably won’t really be transcoding.

Please select Cheese Dip!! If for no other reason than it may satiate my desire to buy a gas-station-style Nacho Cheese Machine

I find pulling cling wrap over my sous vide bath works great.

The lack of anything from Russian River Brewing invalidates this list.

You mean you had the opportunity to call it the ‘beeriotic table’ and you didn’t?!?

A Sony minidisc recorder. The Palm V (fanciest palmpilot). Basically any top-end product right before a major paradigm shift. The least I didn’t buy the Britannica encyclopedias.....

I hear squirrel is actually pretty good, but gamey. There’s a Reddit thread where someone tried it.

Poinsettia. Will It Sous Vide?

You should’ve deleted everything except one note telling them why.

My advice: never buy the red/green mango varieties. They’re shit. Get the yellow ones (Ataulfos).

This is literally the directions on the back of every frozen bag of pot-stickers I’ve bought.

Nobody spends fifty quid to have a garbanzo bean in their face?

Think I have to agree,

You lost me when you say ‘whipped topping’ please ask for heavy whipping cream...much nicer.

I’m still hoping for chocolate chip cookie dough in a sous vide, safely edible but not cooked through like when baked. I’m thinking along the lines of cookie dough ice cream, or eating cookie dough right out of the bowl... though there are safety issues of eating raw flour and eggs, is why sous vide sounds like the…

...avoid coffee or any other caffeine until you start your first priority task for the day.