Some, like my neighbor’s dog and the aforementioned “45", deserve it. Anyway, I didn’t say that the subject couldn’t have hands (or equivalent).

Helen Rosner misspelled “cocoa” as “lemon juice”.

I admire your self-sacrifice, but isn’t there some much-less-sentient animal that you could stick in there with them?

It’s okay if you die at the top (or bottom). Just don’t block the stairs by dying en route.

Should it be “in O‘ahu”, or “on O‘ahu”? This has plagued me forever.

Oh, just be quite!

But it has segments.

I miss Eudora... Best part was that emails were kept in separate files for each contact, and you could archive or restore contacts by just manually moving files around. Nothing ever got lost in some arcane database.

Apple, just give me back the damned Finder Labels!! I’m ready to move on from Mountain Lion, but it’s not going to happen until I can keep my workflow from being destroyed.

“Are crazy ice cream flavors getting too crazy?”

Chao -> chaos

You’d lose her eventually anyway (or want out!), so save yourself the grief.

If I have to step on a fidget spinner, I’d rather that it be a real one than one made of Lego pieces.

BTW, it’s a myth that durian stinks. And even if it did, it’s still the food of the gods. But hey—don’t buy it! Maybe that will help keep the price lower for me.

| Thanks for being green. I’ve been told it’s not easy.

Set up your phone to only accept calls from whitelisted numbers. Remember to add important numbers like your dentist’s. Problem solved forever. You may miss a call to schedule the delivery of your new $5,000 spa, but surely that’s a small price to pay for peace & quiet.

Learn how to fix your own house problems. Duh. And I don’t mean just spraying chemicals on mold. It amazes me that people will take apart their vehicle engines but not replace a leaking wax seal under a toilet.

Not a valid comparison. HomePod is starting off much less capable than its competition, which wasn’t the case with the first iPhone. HomePod is more like Amazon’s ill-fated Fire Phone.

Not all woofers are “subwoofers”, and physics tells us that a 4-inch driver is especially unlikely to reproduce frequencies that low (and certainly not at any significant volume level). In fact, in “real” audio systems a 4-inch driver is considered mid-range (not even a woofer!).

You still allow your children to 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺? You’re setting them up to be failures!