Should it be “in O‘ahu”, or “on O‘ahu”? This has plagued me forever.

Oh, just be quite!

But it has segments.

“Are crazy ice cream flavors getting too crazy?”

Chao -> chaos

You’d lose her eventually anyway (or want out!), so save yourself the grief.

If I have to step on a fidget spinner, I’d rather that it be a real one than one made of Lego pieces.

BTW, it’s a myth that durian stinks. And even if it did, it’s still the food of the gods. But hey—don’t buy it! Maybe that will help keep the price lower for me.

| Thanks for being green. I’ve been told it’s not easy.

Set up your phone to only accept calls from whitelisted numbers. Remember to add important numbers like your dentist’s. Problem solved forever. You may miss a call to schedule the delivery of your new $5,000 spa, but surely that’s a small price to pay for peace & quiet.

Learn how to fix your own house problems. Duh. And I don’t mean just spraying chemicals on mold. It amazes me that people will take apart their vehicle engines but not replace a leaking wax seal under a toilet.

Not a valid comparison. HomePod is starting off much less capable than its competition, which wasn’t the case with the first iPhone. HomePod is more like Amazon’s ill-fated Fire Phone.

Not all woofers are “subwoofers”, and physics tells us that a 4-inch driver is especially unlikely to reproduce frequencies that low (and certainly not at any significant volume level). In fact, in “real” audio systems a 4-inch driver is considered mid-range (not even a woofer!).

You still allow your children to 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺? You’re setting them up to be failures!

I see a market for slip-on Coca-Cola labels for use where alcohol is forbidden.

succotash

Well, then, you can do it instead of Claire and report back to us.

Add it to miso soup.

What to do? Stand on the median strip at a traffic light, holding up a big, ragged piece of cardboard on which you’ve magic-markered: “PLEASE HELP A DISABLED VETERAN. GOD BLESS YOU.” Oh, and affect a limp when you walk.

I’m still using my “Early 2008" Mac Pro all day every day. I’m stubbornly running OS X 10.8.5 because that was the last good version—i.e., the last one that supported Finder Labels, which is absolutely essential to my workflow and vastly superior to the invisible Finder Tags (stupid, arrogant Apple!). Google Chrome…