Trail of Tears? Seriously? We are seriously going to compare what would in all likelihood be a bunch of short bus rides to the suburbs with people forced at gunpoint to walk thousands of miles across dangerous lands with not nearly enough supplies to survive and immune systems not ready to be exposed to new foreign di…

The Orioles are playing three-dimensional chess. Unfortunately, they’re playing on a backgammon board.

My friends and I had a great time mocking Eden Hazard’s bracket prior to the start of the Cup. He’s nailed 3 of 4 semifinalists 😬

To be slightly fair towards Muslera, the ball takes a slight turn in the air which causes him to miscalculate the trajectory and not get his body behind the ball. Still on him, but at least you can see why it happened.

The bigger issue is why the fuck Trae Young doesn’t take the shot. That’s a good look in the NBA, and he is literally only supposed to shoot.

How could you overlook the use of “in a jackpot” in the Coen Brothers’ Oscar-winning “No Country For Old Men.” Llewelyn Moss has a cab driver circle a motel when he suspects something is afoot in his room. The following exchange occurs:

In 2018, it’s less OK to put MD on your jersey than to put an offensive caricature of a Native American. Or to be a Jets fan.

Do Not Ever Underestimate....

Thanks for finishing all the world cup previews before the cup starts in the morning...shit Serbia and Germany are still missing from previous groups too...

And yet whenever I try to do the same, I wind up with a face full of Mace.

We’re talkin’ mus-cle. Totally natural too!

Imagine if people took Harry Potter or something as seriously as people take a 2,000-year-old work of fiction. She shouldn’t be celebrated. She should be mocked.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Holy shit, he even managed to get one of his burner accounts verified. Look at this: twitter.com/AlbertBurneko

Here is the reason why the NBA playoffs suck:

[looks up “fisher cat”]

Headphones AND angled the video so his fellow Greyhound bus passengers wouldn’t see? The guy’s manners are impeccable compared to most of the cretins in the world today.

@Shakey: Because this post is the literary (shiterary?)equivalent of college football.