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hatch3t
Do they get their steering wheels from BMW?
Doug, you too can can reminisce about the many alternative repairs that may be performed on Audis!
My last year of college I decided to pad my income by finding an apartment that cost less than the housing stipend we were given. I found one way outside town, a converted attic above a farmhouse. I heard skittering the first few nights after it got cold, but I never saw anything, so assumed whatever it was lived in…
They have to be to filter the size of the piss they’re taking.
Larger kidneys allow for superior filtration of the toxic personalities who will inhabit this vehicle.
He said, and I quote, “we made the kidneys larger.”
Trust me, I’ve seen it in person. It’s extremely Bentley-esque in design and size.
Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…
For the record, my shit smells AWFUL. Like maybe I should see a doctor. And I’m sorry I offended your pals at Fox and Friends. I hope they’ll be okay.
Sure I can! I’m doing it RIGHT NOW.
Sea-tec just kicked in, yo!
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Make them not resemble alternators so idiots don’t get confused and get the wrong tattoo.
A relevant story (Not sure of the details, but I'll guess)
I started starting my Lincoln before I started starting and stopping my Lincoln. I didn't do it to make a statement. I just liked it.
Sometimes you have to go backwards towards death by shutting off the car, in order to move forwards towards living in the sport mode.
I know there are those who say you can't press start…
This is why they're having such a hard time selling these. It's hard to find, some guys didn't even realize it existed, and apparently you have to rub it gently for a few minutes just to get it to turn on.