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You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

he clearly states he can't understand the author's feelings and perspective.

That's just unrealistic. If you shoot a firearm it's with the intention of killing, period. If your aim is to use nonlethal force, then you don't use a gun.

Theft is unproven. The store owner did not report a robbery, and the full tape shows Mike Brown PAYING for his cigars before the altercation with the store owner.

And in either case? Neither stealing nor smoking weed carries a death sentence. Or is that just for white people?

I was planning on proposing to my then girlfriend (now my wife) at the Superdome, so I called the Saints organization to try and get field passes. After being transferred numerous times, I somehow got Mickey Loomis' number and explained to him how my girlfriend was a die-hard fan and how it would make her very happy

Final note: Turns out your former All-Pro safety is an alleged serial rapist. So that's fun.

Now there's a Saints Facebook post!

Eh

Even though she pitched a shutout, she did get hit six times, so after the game she apologized to Stephen A. for putting herself in that situation.

Fair point, paleskin.

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

Feel free to take the rest of the day off.

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

Even if this story is true—especially if it is true (and it isn't, not for a second)

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

"Anyone who goes on and says Durant should be #1 over Oden isn't doing their homework or is just trying to be controversial"

I'm picturing Rocker talking in Kenny Powers's voice, because Kenny Powers would definitely say, "Must have been a bad ass baby."

Go rescue 'Literally', that guy is dying, we can blither about the difference between 'geek' and 'nerd' later.

awwww because she (who was just quoting what the video actually says) used a term wrong. you poor thing.

But people use both terms synonymous. Just like cracker and hacker.