Oh, I get it. Because he is gay. That's is why your joke is funny.

Muder> Manslaughter> Oopsy-death

1. Wait WHAAAAAAT? Its a JOKE? OMG thank you for explaining that to me because I totally thought Cassie was serious. Whew. Almost looked like an idiot there.

I was trying to use small words that Janet Snakehole would understand.

You seem upset.

That doesnt work in this case. If the mom locked HERSELF in the car while the kids were allowed to go play in the store, sure, no more passing of the genes. But the kids were not at fault here.

Oh, you know, by stating the obvious, I'd imagine.

True. The later rounds of the playoffs will inevitably hate on it, anyway.

TRUST THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN!!!!

God doesn't the fact that the Winnie the Pooh bruins jersey is "decent" describe how disgusting the mid. 90's was ??

Clearly. You guys are the smartest and take it super cereal.

Neuer controlled and dominated his goal. Howard protected his goal. Two different things both very worth while.

That's just the point. It's pretty commonly accepted that there's a difference between a small-team keeper and a big-team keeper. A small team keeper is called on to make many saves per game. But given the nature of goalkeeping (especially how rhythmic it is), goalkeepers who have been active for much of a game are…

Tim Howard had a great day saving our asses but Neuer was a consistently dominant player with talent and speed and influence on the pitch to blow anyone else out of the water in this tournament. His doubling as a sweeper was simply fantastic. Much respect to Tim Howard but he's no Neuer. Ochoa no way.

Is he black?

He is not big enough for hold-up play, which unfortunately we still need. Again, we don't have the right kind of talent for a 4-3-3- where we could plug him in anywhere up top and let him rain death upon all.

AJ is far more experienced and would fit better in the withdrawn striker position. Maybe he'll fall off the…

It's true, completely true, that unless a professional sportswriter and soccer analyst gives his national team uncritical blowjobs in print, he's a bad American

Counterpoint:

I don't know....do you remember that "Royal Canadian"?

*cashewed