I'd have a lot more faith in your commitment to journalistic ethics if you hadn't been Deadspin's ranking Jameis Winston defender since this saga started.

To be fair, sir, you seem a bit old to still be in school with this kid.

BUT...on some level, Billy Crystal was right in When Harry Met Sally. Once you bring sexual attraction or romantic interest into it, platonic friendship is impossible.

There is so, so much truth in the answer to the first question. The Friend-Zone is just an angry way of saying that someone doesn't want to sleep with you. And you know what? It's okay for someone to not want to sleep with you. In fact, it's the typical default: most people don't want to sleep with you! There are…

No, not sure why I put that there, I meant to put Montreal 1997.

Amazingly, those Fortune rankings also correlate EXACTLY with each leader's ability to field the shortstop position.

PLEASE BE REAL

As somebody with experience in this situation, let me just make this easy.

The whole "don't" thing might go for girls browsing at GameStop too? I've had nice conversations with some guys while looking around, for sure, but do I really need to feel the temptation to hit others with a blunt object to tell them that I'm not interested? It's also really awkward when the employee gives you HIS…

​Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Ask Out The GameStop Girl?

You forgot to add: never make any mistakes. And that's why your trite advice is stupid.

Have you ever seen Tony Romo play? Never mind I know the answer.

1) As of this writing, a U.S. Passport does not create a protective forcefield.

h/t: Don't make it look like a fucking hood.

No, he brought up an anecdote and didn't want to actually deal with a rebuttal by making an appeal to authority.

There's a reason why the plural of "anecdote" isn't "data".

lol

In order to get to a place in our society where it truly, truly doesn't matter, we have to go through an awkward phase where unfortunately it does matter a whole lot. What I'm saying is whenever you see some dipshit comment on Mr. Sam's story with a "WHO CARES?," tell them to shut the fuck up.

Ah, so you support racism. Got it.

At least the questions were different than the ones people usually badger him with: Do you remember what happened? Do you know where you are? Who's the president?