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not really. if the restaurant isn't busy then servers will likely be sent home and only as many sections as needed will be open. a server is still likely to miss out on a table or two in their shift which is not an insignificant amount of money to miss out on.

i was at that fc dallas game featured in number 14 and i remember immediately texting everyone i know to tell them "bad news, you're going to have to notice at least one MLS game this year"

"bullying" is the new "shaming"

shout out to my guy on the far side of the ring who just did not even move until that shit was basically over

Dogs shouldnt be that fat SAmer

"(I've heard that both Heineken and Corona intentionally light-shock their beers before canning and kegging in order to meet their customers' expectations of shittiness, but I can't confirm this.)"

*~TYPICAL FEMALE~*

was adam baldwin the one who coined the dumb as fuck name "gamergate?" mal and zoe should have killed that motherfucker when they had the chance

cool, im glad i could genuinely amuse you, it is more than i got out of rob studman's art, which sucks

sorry i made you mad when i said his art sucks

colin cowherd loves to drink fresh pee in the mornign. i have seen the numbers.....astounding numbers in piss consumption from bristol

well i did fail to mention that i had like 30 AP art partners who were into ICP and also blogs that are offshoots of sports ones so it is possible i actually offended all of them personally with that comment

hell yeah here's a prairie *checks label* uhhh funky gold. what the hell kind of beer is this prairie

i think it sucks and had/have no idea who steadman is

lmao cannot believe there are beer knights

haha holy shit i had no idea dude was in his 60s. knowing that and the art his brewery puts on its bottles i would probably bet good money that he a) has a motorcycle and b) has a helmet meant to look like the one from easy rider

hell yeah thanks for calling out this and the rest of flying dog's names. you may call it reputable but every time i see it in a store i roll my eyes hard enough to peep my own brain which is very small and hard to do.

i for one had never heard of this "breast canber" until last october so i consider this awarenses campaign successful

jesus christ, that first letter. i've defriended so many people who pull that passive-aggressive status shit on facebook that i forgot how nauseating it is when expertly done

"sugared their egos" ffffffffffffuck this guy