absolutely agree with #3, don't really mind #5, and i think #7 is something that has been, uh, "around" for a while so it's not like it's a new thing that would create some sort of bump. also timhowardinho is a dumb fuckin gag

let's get super bold. 4-0-6

what is up with the people here thinking beckerman will come on for cameron late and like join in the attack or something (lol)

CM against panama in qualifying. game finished as 2-0 W.

ok

so do you consciously know that you are like the six billionth person on this planet to make this argument and just do it anyway or do you consider this an original take

i thought it was bad enough having to see either the dutch or mexico advance at the end of that game but now i feel compelled to pick a side between arjen robben and rafa fuckin marquez which is one thousand times worse.

lmao...shitp'ickle...sick burn....my favorite technique i learned on teh world wide web is taking a cuss and smashing it next to a noun.......dickprinter XD..........

oh you had a fake female profile. sorry. didn't realize the anthropological work you had put into this theory. my bad.

hey josh lewis, thanks doesn't need an apostrophe. youre'e' welcome' homie

lmao you think all the messages women get on sites like okcupid is some kind of perk to being a woman in the dating pool, as if even 10% of those aren't just unsolicited dick picks/"wanna fuck"/sad duckie wannabe.

univision owns and honestly if i weren't watching the second half on a real-ass television i might have finished with their stream over espn3. commentators referred to jermaine jones (jr.) as JJJ and dempsey as "deuce" (he's 8 now but sure) and "the rapper" (hell yeah). univision owns

whoa, sick burn on fab who was easily the most threatening player in the match against portugal. but germans seem higher on wondo than even most americans (who have heard of wondo) are.

he's german so really it should be ot-tor von bismarck.

ben smith of bbc is saying american supporters are just straight-up abandoning their vehicles and walking the rest of the way.

i personally think germany wants to win, but if they go up 1-0 they'll take the foot off the gas and coast to a win or settle for 1-1 draw.

i haven't been able to watch much of ghana's matches so far, but has KPB even been useful so far? he's definitely one of the bigger names on the squad if not straight-up THE name, but it seems like he's been invisible in the tournament so far. not that i'm complaining, i'm much more comfortable with portugal winning…

if you know how to play soccer does that mean you also know that intent only matters when it comes to handling the ball?

is that a guitar case on beckerman's back?

probably shaving his head.