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here's a good place to start with advice: never refer to a woman as "a female" because that is creepy as all hell

are you Bobby "The Stick" Hill

lmao good job derek now people know you think seinfeld is funny too. "i like grape poptarts" — derke the ra

darren rovell did 9/11 and then hid the facts about who did 9/11 (rovell) also we cannot know for sure that darren rovell is not a juggalo

lmao new orleans is fake you nerds

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socks are red, too, at least going by the renders in the link grant wahl tweeted. nike swooshes everywhere

one used to think bush hid the facts. in fact one must now wonder if mayhaps it was thine yasel puig who doth hidden facts justly

good thing they used shoe polish, i recognized the first 40 seconds from the movie but if a white guy had slid in id have been like wait no whats hpaennign

you are a smart guy who has slain me dogg you should show this thread to everyone you know so they can be like Wow Dang Look At This Ownage, of a guy who isn't dumb, our friend ExPartfte

lmao you compared a woman trying to shop without being accosted by the same person after explicitly saying she has a boyfriend to a (very) hypothetical situation where men are keen to hit on you in a gay bar hmm yes these things are def the same

yep gonna go ahead and say that no actually it is not "basically slut shaming" all right cheers

nerdlove coming correct

ah yes the infallible "don't complain about how it is because that is how it will always be" argument. hmmm. good shit. good shit over here that isn't dumb and blaming her at all for being uh a customer, at a place, with products

bye and good luck. there is no other person who wrote or writes about sports gaming better.

hey don't know if you've heard but it is super easy to view photos of all sorts of people who are naked without being creepy at all, try visiting your local askjeeves.com search engine for more

i haven't listened or read simmons in years and don't know if these quotes are real. like that he mentioned the "bird and magic of lilith fair," called something obviously bad "underrated" and made up hypothetical situations that he then dismissed as not being worth thinking about, cmon dogg, that's like the kid who

*busts through doors* CAN YOU SAY I HAD THIS JOKE FI

saike tho

lol these timestamps span a month