im pretty embarrassed about once listing palahniuk as a favorite author. i think i was just trying to impress a woman by reading it on her recommendation. not as bad as when i would read kerouac before class my freshman year of college because i wanted to be seen reading kerouac. hey kotaku i was a real shithead in…

can't wait to see a giant check made out to LORD_KRONIK_DA_HEGHOGG420

ohhh that explains it. I figured it was just whoever got it in earliest, but I guess if they get multiples in on the same day they need a tiebreaker.

haha colby rasmus just successfully bunted for a single in the third inning. goddamn

is there a reason to use masterson? halladay against the pirates seems like the one everyone would try

yeah we cool we cool, I'm usually ok with people thinking I am being serious when I'm not but I don't want anyone to think I'm a homophobe. looking at other, presumably sincere, comments on this article I can see how mine wasn't obviously crazy enough to be a joke.

hey you should give up posting for lent.

I thought I was laying it on pretty thick that I was paraphrasing the first quote in the article which even ends with "remember sodom." but it wasn't so clear I guess so my bad

hey did you...did you notice any similarity between the first quote in the article and my dumb post. that's weird huh.

ok pretend that an overwhelming majority of tor players are kids. just...let's pretend that's the case ok? ok. now imagine you are forced to have homo sex in these games. ok peace thanks. sodom never forget

uhhh yeah I read the review man. I read the same review that says, verbatim, that there is "little reason to replace" tiger woods 12 and faults this one for "blatant money-grubbing in its dlc" on top of having five paragraphs dedicated to flaws. but owen did like one part...hmm yase reeks of ea bribery!!!

ha ha minnesota winning the axe...thanks ea. now I know how cubs fans felt watching the commercial for the show

midway releases happy gilmore: the game: the tour soon after. bill romanowski as bob barker, lawrence taylor as chubbs

"Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13 is a very good game, but longtime players who got last year's version, and are very comfortable in its advanced shot setup and execution, have little reason to replace it."

my bracket would look pretty swell if kentucky beat kansas in the championship game. thanks a lot biff

im gonna go home and sleep with my wife

haha last I checked the bookies had undertaker at -900

I actually took that comment to be sarcastic but I don't know anything about him aside from he is a Top Commenter Who Works At EGM and this article is the only context I've got for it, sooo maybe I'm wrong.

I wanna do this sooo bad but I am literally the greatest call of duty player in the world and I run pax and I'm meeting the president to solve healthcare then fixing james cameron's new movie script (it's predicted to bring in $1b)...but do not pity me...this curse is mine alone...........

the games would still have to be rated for the uncensored versions, though. when hot coffee was found in san andreas that version was retroactively rated AO and pulled. it didn't matter that it was basically inaccessible unless you were trying to find it.