It's "personal."

Yup. I knew who wrote this as soon as I read "continuity editing." I end up praising every review he writes! It's weird! Doing it right now!

I love how down with some dumb car-on-car action this review is. "Every problem is solved by adding more cars" = universal truth.

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Is Ignatiy on-board permanently? Because this is a great review. More!

Seriously. "Pain & Gain is less a satire of stupidity than a loud, brash, unapologetically vulgar celebration of aggression divorced from intellect" seems like a really thin line. Your feelings on Bay probably tip you one way or the other, but what I've seen seems appropriately bright and dumb.

first couple paragraphs = defiance gonna defy

They could move him back in the mix a bit, though…this is doom, after all. Dude should sound like he's standing on the edge of the world and the mic is just out of reach.

How psychological was that Halloween reboot, though? All I got was that Michael Myers killed people as an adult because one time he killed someone as a kid and then killed his family too. Layers, man!

Yep. Been waiting for that gloopy on-set action. We're clearly on the right wavelength with this movie if we're talking practical FX. Unite!

I don't get it.

Yeah I knew that was going to be a common knock on this remake. But Evil Dead was out to scare you, not make you laugh. The "Raimi wit" or whatever has no place there or here.

Son of a bitch

Man maybe this will come to Tampa….!

This sounds like Zack Snyder's feeble defense of Sucker Punch but a hundred times less coherent. At least have the balls to put yourself behind the work.

No disrespect to the dude, but that title could use a break from the ol' Williams fantasiagasmator. By the end of the most recent issue I could barely see for all the multi-page graphic layouts and hyperdetailed action scenes.

park chan-wook bitch

Didn't he, though? Rhyming "Helen Hunt" with "Isn't she (Wallis) a…dorable" I think was a lyric in the final song. True, if you'd zoned out by then there's no shame in admitting it, but I think the tweet was a dig at that.

I think using the word "finally" in a review of the *third* episode seems a bit impatient. I'm up to ten or eleven and I really love the pace of this show. It's so relaxed and sans any filler - unless you count the Claire/Francis smoking by the window scenes. I imagine the series ends with them falling out.

"It’s a show that wants you to believe in the inherent menace of clocks" is beautifully deadpan.