Thanks. Now I can only picture farts sounding like old modems connecting with "beee-bong-bong-bong".

I only use Windows calculator. It's a lot of work turning a 22" monitor upside down, but it's worth it.

You're right, it's a 4/4 and I inverted my thought there. The thing is, it closes the cycle every 5 bars instead of 4, like you said, so… would it be a 4/5? I don't really know. And yes, I just heard it again and La La Love You inserts a 2/4 after the "all I'm saying, pretty baby" part.

1. Where Is My Mind (that belongs in my "desert island" compilation)
2. Debaser
3. Gigantic, Bone Machine, Monkey Gone To Heaven, Wave of Mutilation
4. Here Comes Your Man, Hey, Gouge Away, Cactus, Velouria and 10 other songs
5. Everything else from the first 3 albums and maybe 2 from Trompe Le Monde

Maybe you mean time signatures? Gouge Away is 5/4, which mean a complete arc takes 5 measures instead of 4, and it repeats 4 times as usual in pop music. La La Love You is a regular 4/4, as far as I can remember. If you try River Euphrates, then things get really weird.

(stolen from another comments section) "If only Oscar Isaac weren’t so busy…" - by Dan

Dreamcasting, I tells ya. Maybe they could throw in Leslie Bibb and Ewan McGregor?

Maybe that's the reason why I found Frances Ha really boring — not bad, just boring. It's like 90 minutes of ordinary life just playing out from nowhere to nowhere with no substance. Like everybody's been there, done that and it was nothing cinematographic.

This is worth two Tina Belcher groans.

Justice League Afterdark.
Starring Justin Side as Sperman.

The headline alone made me chuckle uncontrollably for a minute, not sure why. Maybe the mental image of Prince throwing a high-pitched hissy fit and clicking on "delete everything" himself.

Here's a revolutionary thought: how about people start trying long-form improv with drama, not comedy, and anything goes (like improv should really be)?

I don't know. Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before.

Horizontal jazz, mate.

I rarely use the word "awesome", but, man, this really was! The whole production, the attention to details, clothes and colours, the beautifully prepared piano, Sonya's incredible skills, the arrangement, the editing… Great job all around!

He can take the most powerful drug in the world, then swap eyeballs as graphically as possible.

My first was New Order too, back in 1988-1991. My very first CD ever was the double edition of Substance/Substance II in that sturdy box (right by my side at the moment), even before I owned a CD player myself. I still love today what I loved then, but my view on the band's output as a whole has changed a lot. Not…

The same reason why anyone can say "god, I have no idea how I dated her/him. That would never happen today". I used to like house music when I was 15 and it had just been born. When I listen to most of that same stuff today, I can understand myself then, but can't like it now and I just honestly recognize it as mostly…

Next: my toaster carries Windows Defrag, the TV series.

I read "a lot of that stuff" and for a second lost my faith in mankind all over again.

I really like Leto for the part. He has it in him. I had no idea Ryan Gosling was being (officially?) courted initially for this, as I've seen written somewhere else, and don't know what to think of that either. Joseph Gordon-Levitt probably wouldn't pull it off (he looks too much like Ledger and maybe too…