the rose colored glasses through which Yankee fans (myself included actually) looked at him at the end of his life allowed many of us to forget that from the late 70s to the mid 90s he was the Donald Trump of baseball.

Hot take: Michael Kay is a more annoying homer than Hawk.

Not me, man. I hate it when they’re not circumcised. Takes me completely out of it because seeing close-ups of them slamming their lipstick tube in to a woman’s nethers makes it look too much like a doggie dick. I didn’t sign up for no beastiality shit. And the cumshots? Half of it gets trapped in their vacuum hose so…

The title reminds me of this scene from History of the World, Part 1.

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

The 49ers became sold on his ability to recruit personnel after reading on his resume that he spent 15 years working as a headhunter.

They show that charlatan after every Cowboys score but he was conspicuously missing after the the GW FG. It was the only shot I wanted to see.

“Hell, I’ve had professional pshrinks with decades experience making this diagnosis of Trump.”

My favorite Eli face: