Honestly, I don’t understand the uproar. 7 people were killed by US missiles yesterday. We even gave their allies warning before launching them.

This is the bossest thing Ive heard today, & I now love Phil Mc.

It’s pretty great when cheaters are exposed like this.

Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

Thank the gods that Simms won’t be on the CBS’s marquee game. He is garbage, and can barely put together a goddamned coherent thought, but bumping Romo to the so-called A-Team. Sounds a little aggressive/ambitious.

BAH BAH, JEEM

That’s what I thought of, too. And then there are the gamblers, I wouldn’t be surprised if people with money on the line are going back over everything just trying to find one small infraction. Maybe that’s the reason it was a day later that the infraction was noticed.

that’s because you’re all poor. one day, maybe all of you can move out of your parents houses, get a real job, and then you’ll play golf.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I am just going to assume the Patriots cheated.

This garbage behavior is becoming all too common, it’s dangerous as hell & forbidden in schools where I grew up. Thank dumb a$$ professional athletes setting the bar low.

Is it still a bat FLIP if it’s tossed 20-25 feet? We need some rules here #fliptruthers

Be cool young blood—that’s too much bat flip. He’s robbing himself of all the chill he earned by going yard with no doubt.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

As a young boy growing up in NY, Reggie was a hero. Through sheer luck I met him at Yankee Stadium. He was signing autographs and laughing. I handed him my sweaty hat and he signed it. He looked at me and said “good luck, kid”. That will stay with me forever.

The real tragedy here is that that man is taking up valuable oxygen that could be used by a much smarter and more socially productive houseplant.

I think it’s disgusting that Jeff Sessions wants to keep these two lesbians from consecrating their love in holy matrimony.

Another premature celebration.