Huh. Florida? Weird.

Green Eggs and Ham = disagree with your take there as one of the GOAT. That book violates one of your core tenets - the thing is WAY too goddamn long. I read that thing and skip FIVE pages at a time. Thing is a fucking tome.

oh wait now i get it

Babies?! Not sure what that means but I love it.

I do, yes. I admire your idealism!

Sure!

well, unless you live in Ohio, Florida, or Pennsylvania you can vote for whomever you want and you’re right - it won’t matter.

Why the hate? This thing looks fucking awesome to me. And if you don’t like it, don’t eat it, baby! This is America!

I wish these clowns would be held accountable for making bad picks, either through variable compensation structures or outright job loss.

Yes, OR... this was all part of Nike’s plan, and here were are... DISCUSSING NIKE.

SVP is the man.

Wait. I do agree this coverage is terrible, but I thought I heard somewhere that they had mics in the cup. Seriously.

How about the shelters that many of them shun?

Yeah - fuck the lifeblood of the backbone of the economy that literally has provided for all the luxuries you enjoy, amirite? Fuck business!

Wait... Are these the protests over keeping the 35 hour work week? Or are these protests happening because the French currently work 35 hours per week and have so much time on their hands?

I worded this poorly due to distracted typing

Deadspin criticizing Bill Simmons is like Sunnis criticizing Shiites. Those uninformed on specifics are why two groups that seem so similar hate each other, but those close to the situation feel the two groups are worlds apart.

Uh, they know

Fucking cyclists. They remain the worst.

There’s nothing better than reading a comment, feeling confused, then scrolling down and seeing a comment like yours.