This shit is awesome.

ah. ok thanks

She’s only 25? Damn.

$9M = .0015% of DoD budget. Chill.

These interviews are becoming insane. At what point do we outwardly wonder if JJ has a brain tumor? God I hope they never stop.

Pretty sure I’ve never seen a head/body size mismatch like this, ever.

Barnwell is generally fantastic

Well, not exactly the same JPP.

Look at that face. Looks like a guy you want to root for, amirite?

Funny but feels a bit ripped off from this gem:

bite me

Totally. Curse this website’s liberal agenda!

You are why Seinfeld won’t work colleges anymore

$10 says they point to the hair being parted the wrong way as a defense.

That’s fine. It actually fits. We’ve become accustomed to living in the past.

Hockey started?

This upsets me

I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.

One of the defining characteristics about Gawker websites is its frequent effort to defend people that break laws.

Pen and Teller are really showing some acting chops with this sort of range.