Truth. And speaking of which, hey Deadspin can you please do one of these for the St. Louis Cards?

There are three, mutually exclusive categories of sport: Men’s sports, Women’s sports, and Women’s basketball.

The only guy that should be arrested is the person shooting this video

Yeast mode.

Traction Park?

Looks like the brad (that’s bro+dad) who started running his mouth got what he deserved.

Guy is a career criminal... and he’ll be back on the streets in 6 months.

Go ‘noles, amirite?

She’s so hot

This guy really needs to learn when it’s appropriate to Ty one on and when it’s not.

After Jerry Sandusky’s wife... this stuff is nothing.

You annoy me

HOLD ME BACK, MAN!

I’m just psyched those two on the left decided to start making out on stage! Is this a victory parade or is it mardi gras? Who cares! I love soccer today! (next month I won’t care again)

These colors don’t flop!

With this post you’ve just guaranteed another ad cycle of that dumb shit.

Chicks, man... amirite?

Apparently there are at least three other Pacers execs with Deadspin accounts

It takes balls to call bullshit on management as a beat reporter given the obvious historic precedent of consequences and retaliation. Respect to those Indy Star reporters.

Still no