Yo EastboundStumptown, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Celebrimbor of Hollin forged some of the best rings of all time.

1. Fuck you

The Gang Gets Caught Doping

I couldn’t get over how much Efimova looked like Sweet Dee.

I think his parents were killed in the chlorine spill of '67.

Former division I swimmer at a top program here. Several teammates competed internationally, some at several Olympics. Consider myself fairly perceptive. As far as swimming goes, I’d put it at 10-20% dirty, max. Keep in mind half of these Olympians are basically guileless college kids who wouldn’t have the resources…

How is Lilly King “hypocritical” or “disingenuous” if she swims clean and agrees that Justin Gatlin deserves a permanent ban? Try blowing the dust off a dictionary and read the definitions of those two words. She may be naive, and if you want to call her an asshole, fine, your opinion... but the rest of your judgment…

He said something like “other people say she swims like a man, but that’s not true, she swims like Katie Ledecky!”

Girl was done and celebrating before the second place swimmer had even hit the wall.

I’d suggest you read up on “de jure” vs “de facto” segregation. TL;DR: It doesn’t matter what your gut tells you should happen, because of whatever “common-sense” bias-driven notion you’re embracing. We all have common sense, and it’s often wrong, but never uncertain. That’s why facts matter. And legally speaking, all…

The war crime that donnie and his running mate supported?

I think we all knew about the latter, but probably not the former. Thanks, though...

Not taking any sides here without more information, but it sounds to me like the police don’t want anyone livestreaming their confrontations anymore, and I’m sorry, but that’s not right.

Not. Even. Close to what he said and did.

Wow, that guy is kind of an awful human.

The primary difference here being that Patrick and Obama both had the same person writing their speeches.

She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.

Let’s also not forget that he didn’t see a single second of combat. “They come back different”, like he was on the front lines or remotely in danger. Naw, he’s just a Palin dickhead who, like his mother, refuses to own his shit.